Friend from NYC: It is sooooooo beautiful this weekend. It's going to be sunny and in the 70s again today!
Altmike: That's great.
Friend from NYC: You don't sound enthusiastic. Are you jealous?
Altmike: Um no I live in Florida. Remember? It is sunny and beautiful most of the time here so I guess I just take it for granted.
Friend from NYC: YEAH WELL I HAVE AT LEAST 48 INDIAN RESTAURANTS I CAN ORDER TAKEOUT FROM AT 3AM ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT YOU BITCH.
Altmike:
2 comments:
Indian take-out or 70's and sunny most every day of the year.... I think I will stay in Florida!
WHAT... I mean, I know there are 8 million people in NYC, but I am not your ONLY friend up here...
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